Each year, Ms. Strong’s Kindergarten class at Whitesboro’s Hayes Primary offers words of advice for Whitesboro High School graduating seniors. Enjoy these important notes for a successful future.
Relationship Advice
You need to date a boy that has purple hair and blue eyes. He needs to wear a rainbow-colored shirt and green shorts. He should take you to the park and buy you new clothes. He should be very nice to you! (Alexa Melchor)
You need to date a boy that has purple hair and purple eyes. He needs to wear a blue shirt and yellow shorts. He should take you to the store and buy you some candy. He should be very good to you! (Marian Hernandez)
You need to date a girl who has brown hair and blue eyes. She needs to wear a pink dress with pink shoes. She needs to treat you nice by buying you some food, like burritos from Taco Casa! (Audie Leewitt)
You need to date a girl with black hair and blue eyes. She needs to wear a red dress with pink shoes. She needs to treat you nice by taking you to some places. She could take you to Wal-Mart and buy you a phone so you can talk to each other! (Isaac Guajardo)
Car Advice
The best vehicle for college is a gold sports car, a Lamborghini. It’s my favorite car because I have a mini one that is a Hot Wheels and it is really fast! You need to buy it when you get rich by working for your Mom and Dad. You could get 100 dollars each time you work and save it up. You need to buy your car from Wal-Mart and it costs 1,000 dollars! (Samer Leon)
The best vehicle for college is a white or red truck. A truck has a trunk on the back where you can carry stuff that is really heavy! You need to buy your truck from the Whitesboro Car Place and it will cost you 100 dollars. 100 dollars is not really a lot because I have over 100 dollars at my age right now! (Emmitt Simmons)
The best vehicle for college is a pink car because pink is my favorite color. You can buy one at the same place your Dad buys the blue cars. It will cost 1.00! (Alistyn Winterrowd)
The best vehicle for college is a blue car! You can buy one at the store for 100 dollars! (Kamberly Carney)
Dating Advice
Have your boyfriend pick you up in a red car. He will take you somewhere very fancy, like a restaurant that sells meat for dinner. He needs to order you cow meat with some fries and some catsup. He would eat meat too with some fries. He would get you Dr. Pepper to drink, but he would get himself Coke to drink. You would talk about eating your food and about kids. After the dinner, you would go somewhere and see your Dad. He would say that he likes your Dad, but he really doesn’t want to stay with you too long. He would take your hand and say, “I Love You!” (Jordyn Sanchez)
Have your boyfriend pick you up in a purple Lamborghini and take you to Wal-Mart to buy stuff. He will buy you a present that has a teddy bear inside. He will take you home and say “Bye!” (Sophia Labrada)
Pick your girlfriend up in a yellow really long car. You take her to the movie theater to watch Mario or a scary movie. You need to buy her some food in the movie, popcorn and tea for her and popcorn and tea for yourself. After the movie, then you take her on a date to a tree where there is shade. You can talk about the movie that you already watched. Then, you take her home and say “Love you!” (Jay Sutherland)
Pick up your girlfriend in your blue jeep. You could take her to a brand new house and you could explore that brand new house. You might find a jungle in the backyard with gorillas and tigers. If she is scared of those animals like lions and gorillas, you need to protect her by shooting the animals with a RPG. That is a big gun that has a big missile in it. Then, you can use the animals for meat and cook it for her. You can have a lunch of gorilla meat or you could take her to Taco Bell. If you go to Taco Bell, order her a hamburger and you two tacos. You get her a Sprite to drink and you get yourself a Sprite too. You take her back home and say Thank you for going with me all the time! (Teddy Craven)
Graduation Advice
You need to make sure you know all your sight words before you graduate. During the ceremony, you need to sit quietly while other people are getting their diplomas. If you talk, you will get into trouble and they will have to take you off the stage too. Your parents will be sad if they have to take you off the stage! (Kelton Meda)
You need to make sure you sit when they tell you to sit. No talking when the big people are talking. You need to shake hands on the left when you get your diploma. Your parents will be really happy when you do the right thing at graduation. They might take you to the zoo after graduation so you could feed the animals like some giraffes and then you might could hold some snakes! That would be a fun graduation present for you because people don’t usually get to hold snakes, but they are lots of peoples’ favorite reptiles! (Matthew Rexrode)
You need to sing all your graduation songs like the ABC You Later. You need to sing and not yell or you will get into trouble. Your parents would be sad if you got into trouble. If you do a good job at graduation, you could get a surprise that would be candy or a toy. You also might get a graduation cookie with your name on it and it will taste really good! (Doris Cunningham)